"It's like Gopher!"

Hello. Welcome to what it is hoped will become the new Someday, we may have such newfangled luxuries as pictures, content, and perhaps even a style sheet of some kind.

That day has not yet come.

For now, bask in the glow of this modern yet fully Mosaic compatible web page. Luxuriate in the absence of Flash. Feels good, doesn't it?

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